“I never lie. This system that Ichthys IT built for my campaign gave us the edge we needed over Douglas.” - Abraham Lincoln
“Every website homepage should have something ridiculous on it.” - Abraham Lincoln
“We never would have won the War Between the States without the team at Ichthys IT Services.” - Abraham Lincoln
“Ichthys will work with you and help you with all your IT needs. I may be just a floating head, but they are real people.” - Abraham Lincoln
“When I was boy, messages were delivered by pigeons. Ichthys IT has a better way. Get an information infrastructure that beats flying birds any day.” - Abraham Lincoln
“Recently, my wife, Mary, lost her laptop. Ichthys IT was able to recover all of her open-fire recipes without any problem.” - Abraham Lincoln
“Remember, an end-user is a fellow human being.” - Abraham Lincoln
“Ichthys set up voice recognition for me so I could easily text General Grant during battles.” - Abraham Lincoln
“All my computer passwords are 'IDontRemember' so when someone asks what my password is, I don’t have to lie.” - Abraham Lincoln
“Online debate forums are a wonderful invention.” - Abraham Lincoln
“They don’t make computers like they used to.” - Abraham Lincoln
